Novel Cinta Melayu A-Z

Bila cakap pasal novel cinta melayu (A-Z)...

a) Nama kena glamer, Ali, Abu, Timah tak boleh, even Danial, Rayyan  dan Maria pon dah tak cukup. Kena up lagi contoh Harraz Naufal dan Fellah Delisy.
b) Salah sorang main character mesti Tengku, Syed (yang kaya, Syed miskin tak boleh), anak Dato' or anak Tan Sri, paling cikai still kena anak orang kaya. Kalau boleh 2² mesti macam ni.
c) Kalau salah sorang tu anak orang miskin (selalunya heroin), jarang parents lelaki (orang kaya) nak terima macam tu, especially si emaknya.
d) Mak Mertua klau dapat menantu yang dia tak suka, akan jadi kejam dan scheming gile. Kalah Nyonya Mansor (Mak Mertua Kassim Selamat).
e) Anak orang kaya kalau jahat, mesti kaki clubbing, minum, kaki perempuan tapi main perempuan tak pernah. Zina tu. Tak baik. Berdosa.
f) Anak orang kaya yang kaki main perempuan pulak, bila kenal Heroin , terus nak berubah jadi baik.
g) Orang kaya bisnes semua juta-juta dan biasanya punyai syarikat tersohor satu Malaya.
h) Most couple start cinta dengan benci dulu, later on baru bercinta, especially couple tak sekufu taraf hidup.
i) Pergi UK tapi shopping guna USD dan bila emergency dial 911 (penulis cuai/tak abis study?).
j) Anak orang kaya konon dibesarkan oversea dan terrer speaking, tapi bila buka mulut grammar berterabur.
k) Scene air mata bersepah, kalau boleh perah, perah sampai abis air mata tu.
l) Deus Ex Machina; Banyak sangat kebetulan dalam kehidupan hero dan heroin.
m) Panggilan Papa dan Mama/Mummy tu wajib.
n) Bila dah kawin dan gaduh laki bini, si isteri selalunya akan tinggalkan suami (tak berdosa ke).
o) Hero akan tulis luahan perasaan dalam diari.
p) Dan Heroin akan jumpa diari dan baru faham perasaan Hero.
q) Musuh Heroin selalunya adalah anak perempuan kawan mak Hero
r) Bila cakap pasal dressing,Heroin selalunya bersopan dan musuh Heroin mesti sexy and daring. Rambut warna perang or blonde tu wajib.
t) Pesaing Hero pulak selalunya sama hensem tapi perangai keji dan licik.
u) Heroin bila dapat kawin dengan Hero, masuk rumah cuci kaki je. Semua dah tersedia, kadang² termasuk bibik.
v) Heroin adalah mangsa keadaan.
w) Selalu banyak misunderstanding yang boleh dielakkan.
y) Watak jahat mesti KEJAM, ZALIM dan LICIK.
z) Perfect Ending. Semua character dapat pasangan masing² dan semua watak jahat either kena tangkap, mati ataupun berubah jadi baik 90˚

Masalah Rumah Tangga

Jumpa dekat Facebook:

Pakar kaunseling perkahwinan mengeluh...."saya pun susah nak komen, cuma saya nasihatkan isteri memahami situasi suami anda.. dia lakukan ni semua semata kerana keluarga.."ujar beliau dengan nada memujuk.

 "'Saya faham.. tapi bila suami takde depan mata.. tidur pun sorang-sorang..jiwa saya terganggu,zahir dan batin terseksa" balas isteri sambil tersedu-sedan menahan esakan.

"Dah berapa lama saudara tidur office ni..?" tanya kounsellor pada si suami.

 Lelaki itu mengeluh, "Sejak Rahman Dahalan Menteri UMNO cilanat tu cadangkan, untuk elak TOL kena bangun pagi, tapi waktu pagi pun jalan alternatif dah sesak.. so saya ambil keputusan tido opis saja...kalo guna TOL, perbelanjaan utk keluarga dah meningkat..saya terpaksa tuan kounsellor" ujar lelaki tersebut.

"Memang Babi....betul menteri menteri ni." bisik kounsellor dalam hati.







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Happy New Year 2013

Mobility...

Testing. First post via Nokia X3-00.

Anwar is free...

So the verdict is out. Anwar is not guilty and all the charges has been dismissed.

It's said by the Honorable Judge  Mohamad Zabidin Mohd Diah :" After going through the evidence, the court could not be 100% certain that integrity of DNA samples was not compromised, and finds that it is not safe to rely on DNA evidence .  As such, court is left only with Saiful's testimony. As this is a sexual crime, the court is reluctant to convict based entirely on Saiful's testimony, which is uncorroborated. The accused is thus acquitted and discharged."

So now a few questions remain still ...
- After this, can we say that Malaysia's court truly free?
- Will other people will demand the same treatment from the Court?
- What gonna happen to Saiful?
- Will the BN supporter accept the verdict?
- and lastly will it do anything to my life ?

Harsh? maybe...

Ombak Rindu~

Yesterday I went to watched Ombak Rindu, supposely adaptation from a famous novel with the same title. Well honestly I never heard of that novel before~ being more into Tolkienish & Artakusiad fan.
 By the way dont ask me why I went for this movie as it's not  the typical movie I like.

Ombak Rindu, since its Malay movie, can be said as very good. A strong story with good acting and best of all, good scenery. Its quite rare to find a movie like  this. The soundtrack though not many but very nice and heart-catching.All is fine and dandy except for one stupid reporter @ the airport scene.
But all in all, this is quite  a good to spend money for. So next step is... get the DVD version.

If I sounded harsh in Malay movie, don't blame me. Blame all the experienced I got from watching all those horrid show that shouldn't be allowed to appear even on Spektra. To those doesn't know what Spektra is... it's stock drama, mostly crappy one, broadcasted every weekdays on RTM1 @ 7pm.

Hahaha anyway Majulah Seni Filem Malaysia supaya aku xrse sgt membazir $$$ ble g tgk wayang.

Aidil Adha 2011

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Salam Aidil Adha 2011. this image is from dgreetings .com. Why?

Cause I'm so tired today~ cant even drag myself to start Corel Draw  & Photoshop~

Going to sleep now~ cya all later...